Since we have hit August and I think that the Summer movie season has ended (Thank God). Since pretty much every movie I have seen, I have hated I tell you what I rate it, and if it is worth watching.
First up is Grown-Ups, since this was the only reason why I waited for the summer movie season, I went to the first viewing at 8-o-clock, and I sat and the movie started I was like it seems good. Boy was i wrong, I would have rather have my mouth stapled shut than watch this horrified piece of shit. This movie had so much star power that it just sucked, please I hope none of these actors come in any other movies again. And the chocolate wasted part was the only funny part, but since it was in the trailer it wasn't that funny.
Rating: 2.5/10, this movie was so bad that if they just sat in a room and starred at each other it would have been funnier.
Next movie is Salt starring the big lipped and big titted failure of a movie star, Brad Pitt's wife. I refuse to acknowledge her name because only god knows how she got famous. Salt is like Bourne Identity if Matt Damon was going through his menstrual cycle the whole movie. One thing I liked about this movie was that it wasn't sexed up. What I mean is that she didn't need to go under cover as a stripper to get information. I'm sure a few months from now, no one will care for this.
Rating: 5/10
