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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Religion... 'Nuff Said

It's strange whenever I hear people say the United States are a Christian Nation because this isn't a Christian nation. Yes the majority of Americans are Christian but that doesn't really mean anything. Many books I have read such as "Lies my Teacher Told Me" by James W. Loewen, states that the first real settlers were the Vikings. In your face Quakers. In 1375 came Spanish Catholics, and about 120 years came the first Christians from England. If anything this is a Viking nation, we should all drink beverages from the skulls of our fallen enemies, that would be awesome-- better than crappy grape "wine" we are forced to have at church (I had to go to a church for reasons I don't want to share, boy did I feel out of place). Religion led to the deaths of about 284,638,000 people, and 151,491,000 were killed in the past 100 years, says an article published by New Scholars, written by Kirk Durston. That is a lot of people, I mean A LOT of people just dead for not being the right religion. I wonder what goes through religious people when they fight, what do they argue about? My god has a bigger dick than yours. That seems to make the most sense to me, what else could there be? My cousin went to a Christian elementary school and his science text book said the Earth was "10,000 years old", if you don't believe me, leave a comment and I will show you. I am not just bashing on Christianity, I think most religion is bad(except mine because I'm biased). After I saw Munich, I didn't have a problem with Jewish people, Christians make me really mad, I have no problem with Jesus, I love Jesus but the ignorance the majority of them have is so high; for example majority of Christians thing democracy was created by Jesus... *face-palm*. Muslims aren't any better, both Islam and Christianity are the same religion, if you have taken Calculus you will get this; Judaism is f(x), Christianity is f''(x), Islam f"(x), and Mormons are the jerk. We hear things like people saying how Muslims don't treat women equally, obviously neither did Christianity, women weren't allowed to vote for the longest in the greatest nation of all. One last thing, none except one of our forefathers were deist, if you don't know what that is, it's time for you to look it up.