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Kulmeet's Dictionary

Here are the phrases I use, and hopefully, you will understand what goes through my head.

1)lal=laugh awkwardly loudly
2)I was like AHHHHRRGGGHHH= my adjective to anything
3)I was like AHHHHRRGGGHHH= my reaction to anything
4)I was like AHHHHRRGGGHHH= my emotion to anything
5)No!=yes
6)Dude I can't= my parents said no
7)Naice= I use it as anything, (I.e. Dude that chick was so naice, I didn't know how to naice, then I was like whoa too much naice. Then I was like naice to that naice while I naiced)
8)Jesus= Mohamed