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Saturday, May 1, 2010

My complaint about Mr. Kulmeet Singh

My blog is starting to pick up heat, with heat comes trolls, and here is an example, of hate I receive.

"In this letter, I want to skip the usual preaching, moralizing, and pontificating and go straight to the facts. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that if Mr. Kulmeet Singh can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to introduce an important but underrepresented angle on Kulmeet's morbid publicity stunts. So who's crazy? I, or all the querulous publishers of hate literature who maintain that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel? Before you answer, let me point out that he wants to be the one who determines what information we have access to. Yet Kulmeet is also a big proponent of a particularly crotchety form of allotheism. Do you see something wrong with that picture? What I see is that if he wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word "hematospectrophotometer", for example, and expect us to be scared.

When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that if I seem a bit filthy, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with Kulmeet on his own level. Contrary to my personal preferences, I'm thinking about what's best for all of us. My conclusion is that what's best for all of us is for me to fix our sights on eternity.

My wish to be polite notwithstanding, I must remark that I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to step up to the plate and answer the stubborn, sordid poseurs who besmirch the memory of some genuine historic figures. And just let him try and stop me. I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, Kulmeet does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when he says that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins. Now for some parting advice: Look at the facts. Analyze the arguments. Think about the motives of the people who are telling you that Mr. Kulmeet Singh is as innocent as a newborn lamb. And have confidence in yourself. Remember, there is a sort of crusade underway, an especially moonstruck, doctrinaire crusade consisting of systematic attacks by his voluble assistants and intent upon turning manipulators of the public mind loose against us good citizens."