Dr. Who?

For years now I have always been puzzled by one certain show. I mean most shows I have perfectly understood such as “Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman”, I can understand the fact that he's a freak and likes eating pig rectums from Africa with a half naked tribes-man. Or “Til Death”... let's just leave it at being the worst show on television. If you're one of those five people who don't know who Dr. Who is, he's like the British Superman, but way cooler (not really). Dr. Who first aired on November 23rd 1963, the era of silent films, according to where I get all my sources from-- Wikipedia. From November 23 1963 to December 6 1989, Dr. Who had 26 serials, which is a lot, I mean Tony the Tiger only has one. But seriously I mean shows, he had 26 shows, that's a lot, let's see Obama try to top that, which he will because he's the son of God. No one really knows how the idea of Dr. Who (from now I will refer to him as DW), it's as if he was created through the minds of every British person. He pretty much does nothing, and some how saves the day, and his last TV movie was in Mars. What the hell is a British fruitcake doing in outer space? The third to the last DW was a beast, looked hella badass, kinda like a shaved Steven Segal.  The sixth one looked like a gayer version of Will Ferrell. But the important fact is that no man has lived as long as DW on TV, I mean there was Batman, but joel Schumacher came along and ruined that for everyone. But the main thing is, that DW will survive longer than any of us, I mean come on, he's been to Mars and fought a water monster, a fricking water monster.

PS: You better watch the new season on BBC, check your listings.