Since we have hit August and I think that the Summer movie season has ended (Thank God). Since pretty much every movie I have seen, I have hated I tell you what I rate it, and if it is worth watching.
First up is Grown-Ups, since this was the only reason why I waited for the summer movie season, I went to the first viewing at 8-o-clock, and I sat and the movie started I was like it seems good. Boy was i wrong, I would have rather have my mouth stapled shut than watch this horrified piece of shit. This movie had so much star power that it just sucked, please I hope none of these actors come in any other movies again. And the chocolate wasted part was the only funny part, but since it was in the trailer it wasn't that funny.
Rating: 2.5/10, this movie was so bad that if they just sat in a room and starred at each other it would have been funnier.
Next movie is Salt starring the big lipped and big titted failure of a movie star, Brad Pitt's wife. I refuse to acknowledge her name because only god knows how she got famous. Salt is like Bourne Identity if Matt Damon was going through his menstrual cycle the whole movie. One thing I liked about this movie was that it wasn't sexed up. What I mean is that she didn't need to go under cover as a stripper to get information. I'm sure a few months from now, no one will care for this.
Rating: 5/10
Next we have Despicable Me, I can't find much to say about this film, other than the fact that is was cute. So cute that a cynical asshole like me smiled after watching it. If you have seen it, you have thought it to be great.
Rating: 7/10
Another movie I decided to watch, against my better judgement, a Sweedish film, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, it turned out to be a great film. Probably the best action of the year. This is a lot like Salt, by a lot like I mean the way it should have been. It has great action, it's sexy, and keeps you at the edge of your seat.
Rating: 8/10
Lastly we have City Island. I went to see that movie on a complete fluke with my friend waiting for me to do stand-up, and that movie was just long enough for us to make it on time for my stand-up. This movie had made me think, not that it had a mystery but the fact where the movie was headed was a mystery. Since this movie is very much under the radar, I will give a little bit about the movie; the warden at a jail brings home a man from jail which turns out to be his son, which the warden knew all along, and the boy helps bring the family together in the least cheesiest way possible.
Rating: 6/10. I give this score to this movie because it was very real and it wasn't like all those other movies that have something to do with telling the truth. F**k the truth.
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