Puckin White Feople

Why hello thar? My name is Imanjit Bains and I'll be the new contributor to Cumskeets Thought Bubbles

K, moving on. I'm tired and I need sleep so I'll try to make this one quick. I was taking a shower and realized, white people have it easy. I know this first hand because I'm an Indian, like your boy Kulmeet. Wanna know why? Well, for every race you can say something racist to them that'll completely offend them. Don't believe me?

-Middle Eastern People: Anything related to bombs, allah, al-queda/the Taliban, planes or 9/11

-Far Eastern Indians (ME! WOOT!): All of the above, curry, being smelly/hairy, working for microsoft's tech support, ANYTHING TO DO WITH SLUM DOG MILLIONAIRE FFFFUUUUU. Finally we get some recognition by winning movie of the year, and even then it's just another target to stereotype :(

-Russians/Germans: I put Russians and Germans together because anybody that tries to say something in a Russian/German accent is going to end up sounding like an angry Nazi. Example, "Mather RRRRRR(Kudos if you can roll your tongue)asha" "Viladehmeer Poothen", you get the point. Oh and them having a lot of guns too.

Asians (this one's gonna be good): Small Penis's, being too smart (I still debate if that's an insult), seeing things widescreen, impersonating them talking, example: "Sum ting wong" (moar kudos if you can sound like Mr. Miyagi), anything to do with rice, can't drive. Virginia Tech :O

Mexicans (even better!): Being illegal immigrants, being able to sound like a hardcore cholo/gringo ( 3 BJ's if you can sound like Daddy Yankee), mowing lawns, beans.

Black People (Oh dear god): Ima keep it real witchu, I ain't even gonna talk bout dem. Ima just show you dis picha


You can't say anything those damn white people though (Unless you're british, then you need to get off this computer immediately and go brush your teeth, all those damn crumpets get stuck in there). Cracker is the best we minorities got?

WE NEED TO CLOWN ON WHITE PEOPLE SOMEHOW D: