immigrants

Now that senator Lindsey Graham "screwed the pooch" on a new climate bill, the next logical thing to worry about is immigrants (but isn't it always time to complain about foreigners?).

SHTF recently after Arizona passed a new law in an effort to fight against illegal immigration. It makes the police legally obligated ask people to see their papers if they have "reasonable suspicion" about somebody. Seeing as how basically 90 percent of Arizona is Hispanic (AKA Mexican amirite?), and that most immigrants to Arizona (legal, illegal, historic or otherwise) are Latinos, this new law will solve all of Arizona's immigration problems.

It's quite simple really; using a model developed internationally in the late 1930s, people have to show identification to prove they are not an illegal immigrant. Thanks to the law, illegal immigration is now a crime, making illegal immigration, well, illegal.

The law also allows citizens to sue the police, if they feel like they're not doing a good enough job - which is awesome by the way. I might move to Arizona just so i could do that. I mean, suing the government for violating your rights is one thing, but suing the government for doing nothing is all kinds of awesome.The best part is, when I win the trial, the police pay me with all of your tax dollars, isn't that great?

"President Obama on Wednesday dismissed Arizona's tough new anti-immigration law as a "shortcut'' that will merely inflame the immigration debate "instead of solving the problem.''"

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sc-dc-obama-midwest29-20100428,0,519624.story

This is just another example of why Obama can't do anything. Doesn't he understand what a shortcut is? Shortcuts make things faster; so the new Arizona problem lets the country fix illegal immigrants faster, AKA better. If we want to solve immigration, we just have to take a shortcut through Arizona.

Human Rights Groups (which is an contradiction, because they support taxes, which are illegal and violate human rights) argue that it encourages the police to discriminate, because Latinos are the most suspicious race. They forget that being suspicious is a good reason to be searched. The Arizona governor agrees, "Jan Brewer cast the law in terms of public safety, saying, "We cannot sacrifice our safety to the murderous greed of drug cartels.""

The Liberals on SNL criticize the new law as being like fascist Germany, but don't they realize that the police have to ask people for their papers in English? Also, the law only affects you if you're an illegal immigrant, legal immigrants and citizens don't have anything to worry about as long as they are not brown and carry their birth certificate social security card and drivers license at all times.

LA, also known as Los Angeles, Mexican capitol of the US, boycotted the law. They want to place economic sanctions on Arizona, until it reduces its stockpile of anti-immigration laws. This was shortly after UN officials discovered the laws, hidden deep in the Arizona legislature. The Arizona governor argues that the laws will only be used for "peaceful purposes", while radicals call for full deployment of the laws.

All in all, no one really cares. Everyone's too busy checking the tabloids to see what Tiger Wood's 853rd mistress has to say.