Old People, Republicans, and Tea Baggers

Recently Politics have made me angrier and because of this anger I started to blog, and the party that pisses me off the most is the Republican Party mostly because they are jackasses but their animal is an Elephant; I don't even know how that happened. The worst part of this party, besides the fact that they all are racists, is that they are old. For example, look at John McCain, McCain is so old that Abraham Lincoln's High School was named after him. Democrats are fine with me because most aren't as old and they actually have college degrees and they label themselves as the "progressive" party. Enough about that, how do you even expect old people to be a part of politics, "I'm going to solve problems by giving you a piece of hard candy," and the fact that they are so stupid like Sarah Palin. Palin had gone to a convention made for Tea Baggers, she was giving a speech about how she doesn't use prompters but Obama does, but she had stuff written on her hand like tax cuts. Palin writing tax cuts on her hands is like the Coyote writing Road Runner on his hand. And these Tea Baggers are complete idiots, they're having reasons to be an idiots. Tea Baggers literally do nothing besides create giggles among frat boys; the word is Tea-Bagger, enough said. They say how Obama doesn't have a US birth certificate, I will show you Obama's Birth Certificate when you show Palin's High School Diploma.

Healthcare Reform Smack Down 2010

In this corner we have the democrats who are scared to even do anything. And in that corner we have the republicans who reject every bill Obama passes because it socialist even if it's on things they both agree on like medicare cuts. The funny part about this whole thing was that each party was fighting for the same exact thing, a new bill; democrats were like hey lets put everything behind us and start all over and the republicans were like lets just start over. To me, that is the same exact thing. Today I saw the health care summit and boy the six minutes I watched were amazing, Obama was perfect. When ever some crazy republican senator tried to ask a question that would make Obama look bad he would just bash them by answering the question in the most amazing way and that was amazing for me. To me it showed that Obama was done screwing around and that now he meant business. The funniest part was when McCain was saying "that in the campaign you promised" and just then he was cut off by Obama, who said "this isn't the campaign anymore" and McCain replies by saying "they tell me that everyday". I mean does he have to be reminded everyday that he's not running for the 2008 presidency? Does Sarah Palin call him up after shooting wolves, "Hey Johnny I just wanted to remind you we're not running for president," that would be stupid. See the thing with republicans is that they will do what a seven year old kid does when he can't get what he wants. He throws hissy fits, cries, yells, intimidates others  until the parent gives up and just gives the kid what he was crying for. Democrats aren't any better, well they are better but they also have their faults like how they act like the sissy kid in school who always promises things but never sees it to the end. But the republicans mess up more, like when they went to Hawaii to talk about the health-care reform and how bad it is, but they didn't know one thing... Hawaii has socialized health-care, its been like that for several years now. My point is that there is no point in having faith in the government anymore because while they continue to fight the people suffer, and remember one thing, the government works for the people not the people work for the government.

Did You Hear About the Worst Freakin' Movie in the World

Recently I saw the movie "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" It was possibly the worst movie I have ever seen, and I have seen "Disaster Movie", "Epic Movie", etc; but this movie takes the cake. No way in hell was this movie even remotely entertaining, I mean Hugh Grant was in this movie and I enjoyed his movies, but this movie was just down right terrible. The person who did editting for the trailer deserves an award, because it made the movie look good, which it wasn't. The movie is slow, boring and has nothing to do with comedy, I mean I would perfer a dead baby joke over this movie and believe me, I hate dead baby jokes with a passion. The only watchable scene in that whole movie was probably the bull scene. The chemistry between Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker is just so bad that I wanted to shoot myself in the foot, the script isn't funny at all, I could write a better script and I will. SJP was actually nominated for Worst Actress Award for this movie, and what the shocking part is that Hugh Grant wasn't nominated for worst actor. In conclusion, you have to see this movie because I saw it and you all need to feel the same pain as I do.

Ladies and Gentlmen I Bring you Singh

Hello everybody my name is Kulmeet Singh, my first name is pronounced like Cold-meat with out the "d" and no I'm not related to all the people with the last name Singh, just the majority of them. No not really, here's a little bit about me, I'm working on my own time machine to go back in time and do absolutely nothing, I'm starting my own fight club, and my remote is broken so the only channel I have is Fox News and I think Obama is Kenyan-Cigarette Eating-Muslim-Socialist bent on destroying the United States from the inside. One of those was a lie and two of those were truths, can you figure it out? Hell no you can't, because I haven't told you what to think yet.
I started this cliche thing because I watch a lot of news, I read a lot of it and the things I read make me lol-out loud; because for about eight months of last year all I heard about was little Mikey (Micheal Jackson) and that just pissed me off very much. You all will enjoy this blog very much because I'm freaking awesome, this will cover everything that affects the human life socially and politically and what affects the lives of dolphins.
Thank You!